Senorita || Delta 9 THC Infused Mocktail | 5MG
$6.00
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Senorita || Delta 9 THC Infused Mocktail | 5MG
5MG Delta 9 THC per can.
Ranch Water
Clean, zesty lime meets a minerally fizz that drinks like a high-desert breeze after sundown. Señorita Ranch Water is dry, bright, and endlessly crushable. No alcohol. No hangover. Just a clean, uplifting THC buzz with a fast onset and only 40 calories per can.
Crafted with natural ingredients and good vibes, it’s a sparkling citrus spritz that delivers full flavor and feel-good energy in every sip.
Salud. Your cabana awaits.
✔ Sparkling mineral water
✔ Organic Mexican agave
✔ Fast onset of the highest-quality high
✔ Only 40 calories per can
Mango Margarita
Juicy, smooth, and always in the mood—Señorita Mango Margarita blends real Totapuri mango, zesty lime juice, organic Mexican agave, and a pinch of Himalayan pink salt for a vibrant, tropical twist on the classic marg.
No alcohol. No hangover. Just a fast-acting, feel-good THC buzz in every 60-calorie can.
Crafted with only natural ingredients and recognized with a Bronze Medal at the 2025 WSWA Spirits Tasting Awards, it’s made for porch hangs, pool days, and anytime you’re craving something deliciously different.
Salud. Your cabana awaits.
✔ Organic Mexican agave + Himalayan pink salt
✔ Fast onset of the highest-quality high
✔ Bronze medal at the 2025 WSWA Spirits Tasting Awards
✔ Only 70 calories per can.
Grapefruit Paloma
Crisp, citrusy, and endlessly easygoing—this is the Paloma, reimagined. Made with real ruby red grapefruit juice, fresh lime, organic Mexican agave, and a dash of Himalayan pink salt, Señorita Grapefruit Paloma is light, bright, and perfectly balanced.
No alcohol. No hangover. Just a clean, uplifting THC buzz with a fast onset and only 70 calories per can.
Crafted with natural ingredients and recognized with a Bronze Medal at the 2025 WSWA Spirits Tasting Awards, it’s a sparkling citrus spritz that delivers full flavor and feel-good energy in every sip.
Salud. Your cabana awaits.
✔ Organic Mexican agave + Himalayan pink salt
✔ Fast onset of the highest-quality high
✔ Bronze medal at the 2025 WSWA Spirits Tasting Awards
✔ Only 70 calories per can
WELCOME TO HAPPIER HOURS.
A place where our zero proof, hemp derived THC beverages deliver all of the good times with none of the next-day blues.
THC affects everyone differently. Start low and go slow: try 1/4 of a 5MG can, and give it 20-30 minutes. You’ll find what dose is right for you.
Everyone's body composition is different, but our rule of thumb, and what we've heard from consumers, is one 12oz 5mg can makes most consumers feel as if they've had a glass or a glass-and-a-half of wine.
Señorita THC beverages use delta-9 THC which is derived from hemp. The Agricultural Improvement Act of 2018, known as the Farm Bill, allows states to create their own rules for hemp-derived products.
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Legal and Regulatory Disclaimer: The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Health and Safety Disclaimer: Consult with a physician before use if you have a serious medical condition or use prescription medications. A doctor's advice should be sought before using these and any supplemental dietary products. Use these products responsibly and keep out of reach of children.
Product Disclaimer: The information provided on this site is for informational purposes only and is not intended as a substitute for advice from your physician or other healthcare professional or any information contained on or in any product label or packaging. You should not use the information on this site for the diagnosis or treatment of any health problem or for the prescription of any medication or other treatment.
Intended Use: These products are intended for use by adults. Do not use if you are pregnant or nursing. Individual results may vary, and the use of these products should be based on your own research and in consultation with a qualified healthcare professional.
By using this site, you agree to follow the Privacy Policy and all Terms & Conditions printed on this site. Void Where Prohibited by Law.
FDA Disclaimer
Legal and Regulatory Disclaimer: The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Health and Safety Disclaimer: Consult with a physician before use if you have a serious medical condition or use prescription medications. A doctor's advice should be sought before using these and any supplemental dietary products. Use these products responsibly and keep out of reach of children.
Product Disclaimer: The information provided on this site is for informational purposes only and is not intended as a substitute for advice from your physician or other healthcare professional or any information contained on or in any product label or packaging. You should not use the information on this site for the diagnosis or treatment of any health problem or for the prescription of any medication or other treatment.
Intended Use: These products are intended for use by adults. Do not use if you are pregnant or nursing. Individual results may vary, and the use of these products should be based on your own research and in consultation with a qualified healthcare professional.
By using this site, you agree to follow the Privacy Policy and all Terms & Conditions printed on this site. Void Where Prohibited by Law.
Additional information
| Flavor | Mango Margarita, Grapefruit Paloma, Ranch Water |
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