Maison Bloom || THCV + Delta 9 THC Elevated Seltzer
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Maison Bloom || THCV + Delta 9 THC Elevated Seltzer
Each Elevated Seltzer contains the world’s first designer full spectrum experience that is hemp-based.
MAISON BLOOM Elevated Seltzers contain 10 mg CBD, 5 mg THC, 5 mg CBG, 5 mg CBN, 5 mg THCV, and 5 mg of a proprietary blend of botanical terpenes to enhance flavor and function all derived from All-Natural Hemp.
Pêche and Wild Honeysuckle -
We’ve combined juicy, succulent peaches with the wild untamed sweetness of honeysuckle to create a flavor explosion that will leave you feeling giddy, a little giggly, but anchored in slender. It’s like a summer romance in packaged up and ready-to-drink, but without the awkward small talk. Take a sip of this Pêche + Wild Honeysuckle Elevated Seltzer and you’ll feel like you’re caught in a wild, passionate tango with a sultry Argentine lover, while being tickled by a feather duster wielded by a mischievous lover.
Sip on this Elevated Seltzer while lounging on the beach, chilling at backyard BBQ, doing something likely to require a bucket and a mop (see also: macaroni in a pot), or wherever you like to let loose and get a little weird. And if anyone asks you, just tell them you are drinking the liquid version of Bohemian Rhapsody. Because who says that being grown-up can’t be fun, delicious, and fueled with nostalgia. This dry beverage is a mix dance of delicate notes and perfect zing and lands on the tongue like well-placed sarcasm in a John Oliver monologue. And she affects you much the same – leaving you laughing out loud, a bit cerebral, and a tad fancy. It’s the accent. Accents always make things feel fancier.
Ingredients: Sparkling Filtered Water, Agave Nectar, Natural White Peach, Natural Honeysuckle, Cannabinoid Extract Nanoemulsion, and Other Natural Flavors. Functional Ingredients (CBD, etc): 10 mg All-Natural Hemp-Based CBD; 5 mg All-Natural Hemp-Based THC (less than 0.3% Hemp THC based upon dry weight of plant); 5 mg All-Natural Hemp-Based CBG, 5 mg All-Natural Hemp-Based CBN; 5 mg All-Natural Hemp-Based THCV; 5 mg Proprietary Blend of Functional Botanical Terpenes
Lemon Cucumber and Sweet Basil -
Are you ready for a seltzer that’s cool as a cucumber and fresh as a basil plant on a bright sunny day after a fresh spring rain? Look no further than our Lemon Cucumber and Fresh Basil – the perfect refresher for a hot day at the beach, a jam session with bandmates, or a much-needed afternoon of selfcare. This blend of zesty and crisp lemon cucumber and peppery basil makes this Elevated Seltzer a hit with any crowd. With each sip, it’s like getting a refreshing slap in the face from a basil-wielding dominatrix, while a garden of lemon cucumber botanicals seduces your taste buds with the naughtiest of whispers.
This seltzer will make you feel like you're at a concert, with the perfect balance of sweet and savory notes that take your taste buds on a wild ride. Imagine lounging in a sunny California garden, sipping on a seltzer so refreshing that you'll forget all about the overpriced cocktails at that trendy bar. Like taking a sip of summer, with a side of naughty fun, this blend of Lemon Cucumber + Sweet Basil is the ultimate summer refreshment, with a sophisticated twist that'll make you feel like a true connoisseur.
Ingredients: Sparkling Filtered Water, Agave Nectar, Natural Cucumber, Natural Basil, Natural Italian Lemon, Cannabinoid Extract Nanoemulsion, and Other Natural Flavors. Functional Ingredients (CBD, etc): 10 mg All-Natural Hemp-Based CBD; 5 mg All-Natural Hemp-Based THC (less than 0.3% Hemp THC based upon dry weight of plant); 5 mg All-Natural Hemp-Based CBG, 5 mg All-Natural Hemp-Based CBN; 5 mg All-Natural Hemp-Based THCV; 5 mg Proprietary Blend of Functional Botanical Terpenes
Each MAISON BLOOM Elevated Seltzer contains less than 0.3% hemp-based THC in accordance with the guidelines prescribed by the 2018 Farm Bill and under the supervision of the USDA.
Additional information
Weight | 13.5 oz |
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Flavor | Lemon Cucumber & Sweet Basil, Peche & Wild Honeysuckle |